time to shape up. use my burps as a chastity belt and unshaven legs as repellent. although I've come to notice that the less i try the worse things i do so lord help me i guess I'll feign an act of courageous, boring splendor until the New Years. until december 30th. bleh. or maybe I'll just wear a big cloth vagina on my head.
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I always thought those things were a turn on... right?
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