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i would like to thank sarah for personally insulting our entire family.

frances dorset has met jeffery gook and oh my. i can't stop writing characters much too similar to myself and i feel as though that lacks imagination and effort. could it even be narcissistic, having the effect of appearing that i have no interest in writing anything other than something involving myself? write what you know, but for fuck sake... i just feel like a lot of the things that i have been experiencing lately are worthy of being examined, and developing situations on a literary plane creates layers of involvement that you can chose to explore--or not. things are changing and it feels shitty as hell, but i'm confident in the fact that i'll pull myself up by the fucking boot straps. 

and just like that someone took a shit in my throat and i've lost all focus.

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i'm going to try and put some stuff up, but i'm retarded.

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I listened to Feed The Animals today... Greg Gillis is ballz. eminem over Yael Naim... mmm.

you can get his album for a "donation" at http://illegalart.net/

i'm going to mexico with my family for christmas this year and was looking at the resort we're going to... holeeeee shit. i've never been to a 5star anything before and this shit looks pretty ridiculous. Moon Palace has the larget swimming pool in Cancun and all the rooms have a jaccuzi, hammocks on the balcony and and and a four nozzle dispenser with vodka, rum, whisky, and tequilla that is replenish daily!!! oh my fuuuck. going on a resort vacation is cheesy as shit but going to an all inclusive super shitfaced resort sounds pretty sweet.

and http//www.wikihow.com/Pretend-to-Fly

if you don't have any balls, you can borrow some from your friend

pluck a what what what

christ. i can't control the thoughts swarming in my head. alphabet soup has apparently turned into juvenille gang activity. thank you vpd. words escape me.

hippy dippy boo ya

Santiago Mostyn ^

fuck yes Mr. tacky- Tim Barber:

SUMMER FUN TIME!!!!

babez and brewz, bro

summer preview:

1. shennanisquad
2. fire
3. fake-out wrestling league
4. vermillion v. sioux falls sports--- bring it on honkies!
5. doom garage
6. tour de franzia
7. May 22nd: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull... how many old man quips can Steven Spielberg shove down Harrison Ford's throat? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

i found http://www.tinyvices.com/Robin_Schwartz_TV -- my big fuck you to naysayers of animal photography. the portraits of amelia are my favorite though.

wuvs.